How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.