Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Where do most black people work?

In jail