Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty