Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.