What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common?

They've both got a little Captain in them.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.