What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common?

They've both got a little Captain in them.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one