What do vegetables watch when they're horny?

Corn

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Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

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Ocra Winfrey