What do vegetables watch when they're horny?

Corn

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

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What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP