What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips