What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.