What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!