Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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Why is the letter "B" so cold?

Because its between AC...

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!