Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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Why is the letter "B" so cold?

Because its between AC...

Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

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What's the fastest path to the top?

The sociopath.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.