Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

What's the fastest path to the top?

The sociopath.