Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

What's the fastest path to the top?

The sociopath.