Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

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What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

Why is the letter "B" so cold?

Because its between AC...

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.