Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

Why is the letter "B" so cold?

Because its between AC...

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath