Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

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You're dead to me"

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because he wasn't a fungi!

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

What's the fastest path to the top?

The sociopath.