Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC

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How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.