Birth Defect Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

Relative Dating Jokes More Relative Dating Jokes

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!