Birth Defect Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

Relative Dating Jokes More Relative Dating Jokes

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head