Birth Defect Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.