Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What do you call a communist pirate?

Lutin.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do you call a British dinosaur?

A tea rex.

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.