Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

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Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.