Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.