He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
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It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
UCLA.
It slipped a disk.
They can't MOOve
They lived harpily ever after!
They get throne away.
Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.
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Chin-chin would leave.
FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me
Canadians became *penniless*
It makes the Dego buy faster.
O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
The planes kept Stalin.
You get a frostbite.
A: It oink-urs a fine.
He brexit.
You get rich milk.
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
A: It stole the show!
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
They'd form pigget lines.
Husband: You spent it all dear.
After a week he was spotless !
It gets Dhaka
He didn't give a hoot !
Because it happened in the *past*a.
It got all sappy
the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."
I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !
The crews got marooned
He got taller.
You dye a little on the inside.
The American responds, "Ei ffel".
Pyrex
It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.
Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
They get toad!
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
It grows a Moostache.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
Because their wives are driving.
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
They gave him his money back.
It gets Camel-Towed.
Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
The 45th President of the United States of America.
It made him shy!
Me: I turned 13....
He got off on a technicality
You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Diamond
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
He had him newt-ered.
He had to swallow his pride!
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
He ate himself!
He was impeached!
They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
It set !
It gets wet.
Oxidants happen,
Because then World War 3 would never happen
It bucked!
He just beetled off !
They got stoned
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
He stank to the bottom of the pool!
A moot ant
He got atomic ache.
They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
Irritable Brawls in Rome
You will get burned, you idiot.
He left lip prints on the mirror!
A mirage!
it floats.
He gets thor arms!
Most weddings happen in June.
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
The Twin Towers.
Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)
Because Joseph was Stalin.
They both went a little batty.
Yule be happy !
10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion
He got crossed.
She had a ball
sweetzerland
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Because he was grounded.
His friends egged him on
Oh wait, there is.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!
Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Fo' drizzle.
You always need them for thumb finger another.
Because he lives at the navel observatory
