He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
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It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
UCLA.
It slipped a disk.
They can't MOOve
They lived harpily ever after!
They get throne away.
Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.
A Flat Minor
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Chin-chin would leave.
FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me
Canadians became *penniless*
It makes the Dego buy faster.
O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
The planes kept Stalin.
You get a frostbite.
A: It oink-urs a fine.
He brexit.
You get rich milk.
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
A: It stole the show!
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
They'd form pigget lines.
Husband: You spent it all dear.
After a week he was spotless !
It gets Dhaka
He didn't give a hoot !
Because it happened in the *past*a.
It got all sappy
the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."
I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !
The crews got marooned
He got taller.
You dye a little on the inside.
The American responds, "Ei ffel".
Pyrex
It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.
Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
They get toad!
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
It grows a Moostache.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
Because their wives are driving.
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
They gave him his money back.
It gets Camel-Towed.
Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
The 45th President of the United States of America.
It made him shy!
Me: I turned 13....
He got off on a technicality
You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Diamond
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
He had him newt-ered.
He had to swallow his pride!
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
He ate himself!
He was impeached!
They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
It set !
It gets wet.
Oxidants happen,
Because then World War 3 would never happen
It bucked!
He just beetled off !
They got stoned
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
He stank to the bottom of the pool!
A moot ant
He got atomic ache.
They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
Irritable Brawls in Rome
You will get burned, you idiot.
He left lip prints on the mirror!
A mirage!
it floats.
He gets thor arms!
Most weddings happen in June.
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
The Twin Towers.
Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)
Because Joseph was Stalin.
They both went a little batty.
Yule be happy !
10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion
He got crossed.
She had a ball
Cauliflowers!
A hug and a little quiche.
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
liars
Your in 8.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
see you next month.
Bully Jean is not my lover !
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
Purrgutory.
Well, that's the edamame.
He's been underground for five years now.
Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.
Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota
Who still doesn't know about milk
