What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.