What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat