What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat