What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.