What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.