What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.