What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.