What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.