What has four legs a tail whiskers and ...

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.