What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.