Zinfandel Jokes

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

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Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.