Zinfandel Jokes

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

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What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

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Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.