Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.