Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

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What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...