Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

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Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...