S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother.
I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
