Kim Jong Il Jokes

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.