How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.