How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

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How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.