Why would I donate 2 to save a kid's life?

I'd rather spend that 2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life.

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What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Which is your favorite Monty Python Joke?

Of course, there's , but here goes mine: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity