I'd rather spend that 2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life.
Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
So they can prevent breakouts.
A keeper
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
They say he was snowed in.
Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.
Ones for coming and ones for going.
Cancer stole our jobs!"
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.