Why would I donate 2 to save a kid's life?

I'd rather spend that 2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life.

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How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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So they can prevent breakouts.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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Ones for coming and ones for going.

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.