Why would I donate 2 to save a kid's life?

I'd rather spend that 2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life.

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What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

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How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.