Why would I donate 2 to save a kid's life?

I'd rather spend that 2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do you call 2 medics?

paramedics

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I saved you a stool.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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A keeper

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It's a members-only jacket.

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So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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I would like to help with house #7.

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