What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff