Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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How do you get info from a french dude?

You est-ce que question

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!