Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!