Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!