Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

He parked on a yellow lion !

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.