Sleep Bag Jokes

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.