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How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

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How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.