How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.