How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.