What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels