Big Toe Jokes

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

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What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.