Big Toe Jokes

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd