Big Toe Jokes

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"