Big Toe Jokes

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

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Their middle name.

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Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

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What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one: