Big Toe Jokes

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ?

Alistairs in this house are broken !

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.