Big Toe Jokes

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline?

Stymied Coppers

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What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.