Big Toe Jokes

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.