How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.