How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight