How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

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How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*