Gospel Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

What do you call a line of black people?

A chocolate bar

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Shrek Jokes More Shrek Jokes

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible