Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
Math hue.
Read the label.
Too many colons.
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
A tire.
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
Because of all the Cheetahs!
They're short 2 towers.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Worm your way out of that one then!
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
He doesn't have a Seoul.
The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
The Janitor
A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.
So the Germans can march in the shade.
