Because there is nothing to steal there
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Black people can't swim.
Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
A molar bear
Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL