Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

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Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."