Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."