Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.