Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

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What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."