Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Which Movie Character Are You?

quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.