Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

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Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get