How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal?

The Nuuklear Bomb