Greenland Jokes

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal?

The Nuuklear Bomb

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What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.