Greenland Jokes

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal?

The Nuuklear Bomb

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Good jab.

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What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

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What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.