Greenland Jokes

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal?

The Nuuklear Bomb

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...