Greenland Jokes

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal?

The Nuuklear Bomb

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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars