Greenland Jokes

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal?

The Nuuklear Bomb

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What small plant is used in war?

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.