Coop Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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They don't know how to drive.

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How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

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What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds?

NAMburgers

What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out?

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