Coop Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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A chicken sedan

What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Turkey, apparently.

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.