Coop Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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How do you spell badly?

With a broken magic wand.

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.