Coop Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

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Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

What do you get when you mix T and C?

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What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus