Coop Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why do all chicken coupes have two doors?

Because if they had four doors they would be sedans.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !