What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!