How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW