What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

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Seizure salad

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Big holes in your garden

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A living Ben and Gwen.

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Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

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Rick O'Shea.

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Mashed Potatoes.

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

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