Patti O'Furniture
Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
An Igloominati
A Brazilian.
There's one less drunk.
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
Because he never left the pub.
Rick O'Shea.