What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

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What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

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What do you call a battered Irish Man?

Mashed Potatoes.

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

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