What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture