Queen England Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Earl Grey Jokes More Earl Grey Jokes

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Rainy Day Jokes More Rainy Day Jokes

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes