What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

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What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.