What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

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What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

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How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.

What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.