100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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Same middle name.

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!