100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.