100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.