What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.