What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What is your Problem?

Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.