What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.