What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.