What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.