What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

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What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

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Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono