What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.