What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

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What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue