Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

dereted

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What be a pirate's favorite letter?

Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".