Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.