Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian?

A Yutopia

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.