Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years