Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

What be a pirate's favorite letter?

Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".