Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

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What about Fergdudaughter?

Must have Asian parents.

What's black, white, asian, and mexican?

A lazy panda.

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.