Tissue Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with 6,022 x 1023 dollars?

A Moleionaire

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.