The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
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There is lotion and used tissues laying around
A tissue
Because they have BOOOOgers.
A napkin
Because he had a stinking cold!
It had a little boogy in it.
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One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
So they fit in the box.
They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.
They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
A fowl smell!
Something that stinks and stings!
An eggroll !
someone flipped it.
Because it was covered in sheet
Because he needed a crap.
No, YOU the bomb.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Twix.
There is twenty of them