Quote Jokes

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

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Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

Mr. T Jokes More Mr. T Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."