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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Socialism Jokes More Socialism Jokes

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Hannibal Lecter Jokes More Hannibal Lecter Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.