Rocket Jokes

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.