Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown?

Eh... It's tso-tso.

Car Window Jokes More Car Window Jokes

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.