THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
The bear minimum
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
She hated objectification.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.