Right Leg Jokes

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

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What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

Double Amputee Jokes More Double Amputee Jokes

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Leave Leg Jokes More Leave Leg Jokes

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this