A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.
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Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.
Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"
Lean beef.
Because Jesus saves.
Only a buck!
Nothing. They haven't met yet.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
A cub reporter.
She threw away all of the W's.
Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what
Besides a tiny, brief panic attack
They both got nailed all night.
She had no legs.
Bob
Nothing, they've never been together!
She sat on it.
Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.