How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.