How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

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Why do they put cotton in the top of pill bottles?

So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...