How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

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How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What's it called when you remember a good meme?

A Memento

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What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)