How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

What black and yellow and makes you laugh when it goes off a cliff?

A school bus full of black people (Sorry for racism, it is just a joke, nothing personal)

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...